This is becoming more of a wrestling blog than what I intended, but that could be due to all the various things going on in the industry right now. I got other things coming, so you -2 fans I have out there be ready! Oh yeah!
Anywho, TNA Impact last night. Here's how the creative meeting before hand goes on in my mind:
Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff walk into a meeting room where Dixie Carter, Vince Russo, Jeff Jarrett, some other dude, the Hamburglar, Bubba the Love Sponge, and some other dude are sitting. The Bisch says, "Guys, we got three big matches tonight. We got Desmond Wolfe vs. The Pope D'Angelo Dinero, which could be great since those are great workers. We got a number one contenders match for the tag titles between Team 3-D and Motor City Machine Guns, so that's exciting. And we have a ladder match between Kurt Angle and Mr. Anderson! Isn't that great?! And we have a great women's roster ready to go, a lot of hungry young guys wanting to make a mark, and many former world champions and veterans wanting to teach the young guys how to make it in the wrestling world. We have all the tools to make this show tonight one for the ages and really show wrestling fans we can compete with WWE. So here's my question, are you ready for this?"
All the members of the creative team nod while Bubba tweets.
Bisch: "What can we, as the creative minds of this company, do to screw this show up even more than we have the last month? I mean, everything stupid and unconscionable that we could possibly do to make this a terrible, terrible show?"
And that's what TNA is all about.
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