Monday, July 19, 2010

New World Champion!


Have to say congratulations to Kane for winning Money In the Bank last night at the WWE PPV of the same name, and then successfully cashing it in to defeat Rey Mysterio for the World Heavyweight Championship later in the night. Kane has been a company man with WWE since 1995, and been involved in some of the most insanely stupid wrestling stories ever conceived. He also hasn't won a world title (not counting ECW) in 12 years, and then he only held it for a day! 'Bout time them benefits kicked in for a consistent professional.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Dems vs Reps

The finest example of American politics at it's most (literal) wheel-spinning, and why the insane divisiveness and constant yelling by one side against the other (and vice-versa) is all our country knows how to do these days:

http://www.rgj.com/article/20100630/NEWS07/100630011

Personal responsibility over mandated safety. It's not national security, it's tire pressure.

Yes!


Won't have to look at this mug anymore!

Hope Barbara Walters is next, unless I'm happily mistaken and she's already retired. I hope I'm mistaken.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Monday Night Raw


Haven't posted in a while. Actually have a little down time at work today.

Wow, Raw was a giant walking path of turds only to trip over gold at the end.

It was watching a 1000lbs. fat guy shaving all his body hair off for 2 hours, 45 minutes only to switch over to lingerie models cooking bacon.

It was one of the worst Raw I've ever seen, ending with one of the hottest angles I've seen in a decade. Top 3 easily.

I don't even want to describe how bad the show was. It was almost like they did it on purpose so the ending would be that much sweeter. They had the A-Team cast (minus Liam Neeson) as guest hosts, which featured the dude from "District 9" (great comedy guy), "Rampage" Jackson (great fighter guy, and wrestling fan), and Bradley Cooper (borderline A-list actor) and manage to F*CK it up beyond all forms of sanity. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Then in the main event while Cena was about to beat Punk, the NXT guys beat the crap outta them two, Gallows, Striker, Lawler, Chimmel, time keeper dude, the ref, bald guy, the announce desk, and I'd swear they whupped that ring harder than anybody. It was a beat down unlike any seen since the nWo. Better than that I'd say because the average age of NXT is probably 24, whereas nWo was 117. Where's it go from here? Who else is involved? Why are these guys banding together? What they want? What does it mean for the PPV? What is that stupid thing Tarver is wearing on his face? Why is Michael Cole such a p*ssy? Whoo! I'm excited! Good stuff finally that may change the face of WWE, a company that hasn't changed hardly since 2002.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Dead Wrestler Watch 2010


According to "WWE Heroes #3," Triple H, AKA Paul Levesque, has passed away. RIP you holder-of-not-as-many-titles-as-Ric-Flair, you quarter-owner-of-a-wrestling-monopoly, you Chester-A.-Arthur-bearded-former-blue-blood. (July 27, 1969 - May 19, 2010)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Comic Review


Brightest Day #02 - By Geoff Jones, Peter Tomasi, and Ivan Reis

Two of Jones' favorite writing "techniques" I tend to loathe are on full display this issue. 1) Yet another retelling of an origin that's been told a hundred times before. How does that not bore him? and 2) A vicious and gory, over the top murder scene. This one being a mother killing her husband and children then wearing their skins.

But she murdered them with Rock Band, so points there at least.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Comic Review


Avengers Volume 4 #01 - By Brian Michael Bendis and John Romita, Jr.

Wild-eyed mad scientist arrives from the future at a pivotal moment in our heroes' lives with a message: Something has to be done about your kids!

Or was that Back To the Future II I just watched?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Comic Reviews Addendum

Ah, and I see others aren't happy with other aspects of the "Sentry - Fallen Sun" comic either, notably the fact that off panel (yet again with the Sentry) Rogue had one of the most important moments of her life that literal decades of stories on her have built up as a monumental thing. And Jenkins just haphazardly put it in with a little wink-and-nod by Cyclops. "Oh, they just had some good ol' 'merican casual sex, nothing big."

Honestly, I just saw that whole thing as similar to how Mark Millar drops dumb retconned moments into his Marvel stories. It really screws up characters and old stories if you think too much on it, but the regular writers on those characters tend to forget or ignore it. I'm hoping Mike Carey with all his good work on Rogue in the X books does the same.

Comic Reviews

I wanted to make a few comments on two of Marvel's biggest releases this week. Maybe this will get me inspired to write some more.


"Siege: Epilogue: The Sentry: Fallen Sun" - First, stupid title. Though not as bad as last week's book "X-Men: Second Coming: Revelations: Hellbound." What the hell does that even mean? I really wish the would spend a little more time on working out more succinct or meaningful titles for these books. This book is a one-shot deal by Sentry creator Paul Jenkins and artist Tom Raney. I'm a fan of Jenkins' old Marvel work, notably "Inhumans," his "Sentry" books, and a few from his Spider-Man runs. Raney I can take or leave. This book I can leave. Sure it's a relatively quiet book of nothing but talking around a grave yard, but it still looks rough and rushed.

But, ok, here are these heroes standing around reminiscing about a guy they can barely rememeber, purposely due to past storylines where they all wiped their memories of him, twice. Not to mention they are talking about relationships with this guy that were retconned in as part of the meta-storyline surrounding the creation of the character. There's no personal connection on the part of the readers, and the connections with the other characters seem forced. We have Iron Man talking way too much about his alcoholism and how Sentry helped him through it. Uh, when? And why do you remember something that you weren't supposed to remember? So Tony brings out a cooler of beer for everyone because Sentry apparently liked beer. Classy.

Then the Thing talks about how he almost killed one of the Wrecking Crew members and Sentry stopped him. Again, how does he remember? This is out of character for Thing anyway, and his speech makes no sense as he describes hating Sentry for stopping him. Oh, and Spider-Man couldn't make it, that was a throw away line. He can appear in a hundred other books, so I guess he's busy.

There was one scene I found sweet. Thor dancing with the Sentry's mother was a nice moment.

And that's it, didn't like it at all. What's dumber, like all of Marvel's usual scheduling strategies, they put this on the same stand as Siege #4 which happened to have the "surprise" ending of him dying in it. So, hey, spoiler alert.


"Siege #4" - Which giant explosion at the end is the climactic one? There was, like, four, and Captain America slung his shield through Sentry/Void's face which coulda been one, too. So Sentry/Void wasn't boarded by the Carnage symbiote from way back in "New Avengers #2." A lot of reviewers and fans, including myself, speculated that was the case. It would have been much cooler and comic bookey had it been. Instead we find out he's the "Angel of Death" and he can't be "stopped." Only talking with him and sympathizing with him can halt his rage, or something. So the heroes stop him anyway with lightning and big ships and shields through faces. That's how you do that, thank you very much.

It was a pretty book with lots of boom and closure, so I dug that, BUT......

Two or three really big moments just sort of happen, off page, too. Osborn and his crew are arrested, and the Superhuman Registration Act is repealed. Fans have been waiting for resolutions to these things for literally YEARS now and it just sort of happens. I think we got dicked on that, personally. We got eighty million and seven "Secret Invasion" books, but merely a few panels to wrap up the last near decade of story. Ptttthhhhhpttttt. That's how I felt on it.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Cool Comics Cover of the Day


Kevin Maguire's "Justice League" covers were often fun and with good humor. I could pick a dozen out of the famous late 80s-early 90s run from Maguire and Giffen/DeMatteis.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Pointless Ponderings #4


If I take AciPhex, will it help with my ass effects?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Pointless ponderings #3


Was it really a good idea for Rob Van Dam to win the TNA World Championship the day before 4/20 considering what happened last time he won a world title? We KNOW how he'll be celebrating today!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Cool Comics Cover of the Day


No, not the proper Spidey, as this is the Ben Reilly era, but any Mike Wieringo Spider-Man is incredible to me. This may be blasphemy to say in light of Steve Ditko, Romitas Sr. and Jr., and even Todd McFarlane, but for me Wieringo's Spidey is the best interpretation of Spidey there is. This cover doesn't even fully display how awesome his version is, but I love this because of the colors on that white background, and the energy he always brought to the character.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Cool Comic Cover of the Day(x2)



Nearly every cover from "Fables" could be included here. These are two of my favorites because of how haunting they are. The Flycatcher one (#60) in particular is strong to me because of what he had recently learned about his family, and then where he was about to go as a character.

Lady Ga Ga Sightings Throughout History #8

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Cool Comics Cover of the Day


I could probably put all of the "Wildcats Version 3.0" covers on here. They were all fantastic design pieces, which worked in the book's favor since it was about the fast-paced progress of technology. These were done by Dustin Nguyen and Rian Hughes. The previous "Wildcats" series had some great covers by that series' artist Sean Phillips, and I may spotlight them sometime as well.